WTF Archives - Page 10 of 27 - I Hate Working In Retail

By

Naked man slept on dog beds at Pasco CVS

29 2 1LINKEDINCOMMENTMORE

Lutz, Florida — A 22-year-old man is in jail after Pasco County deputies say he went to a CVS, stripped naked and then laid on several dog beds.

Deputies say Jeremiah Patterson, 22, of Odessa, was at the store Tuesday at U.S. 41 and State Road 54 when he took the beds to the bathroom and went to sleep on top of them.

The store couldn’t sell the beds after that and Patterson was charged with theft

 Police in Florida say a man took off his clothes, gathered dog beds and went to sleep in a CVS bathroom.

Sourced from wtsp.com

Share the joy
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  

By

Here Are 21 Of The Most Wildly Inappropriate Children’s Toys Of All Time

Some families have been harassing toy maker, Play-Doh, recently because one part of their new Cake Mountain play set looks suspiciously like a penis. This is the toy in question:

…yep.

That definitely is phallic in nature.

Despite calls on Facebook from parents for Play-Doh to do something about the inappropriate toy, they’re keeping silent.

So while this controversy is brewing, it got us thinking, what other inappropriate children’s toys are out there? As it turns out, there are quite a lot actually, but we narrowed in down to our 21 favorite toys. Oh man are they inappropriate, judge for yourself.

1.) I don’t think different animal species get this close to each other in the wild.

2.) What I want to know is, where did that child get an Adolf Hitler doll?

3.) This Batman water gun is very poorly designed.

4.) Why would you make a shave-able toy?

5.) The blue one is fine, but the pink one sort of looks like something else.

6.) Oh come on Ralph, really?

7.) It looks like this bear is wearing a ball gag.

8.) A biologically correct sperm plushie, the perfect children’s gift.

9.) How is pooping rainbows a selling point?

10.) Look closely at this one…

11.) Who approved this design?

12.) That’s just bad parenting.

13.) Plushie roadkill toys are the surefire way to traumatize your child for life.

14.) Those aren’t whistles.

15.) Nothing is more fun for kids than messing with radioactive materials.

16.) Why is Elmo trying to strangle that kid?

17.) I know she’s not doing drugs, but it really looks like it.

18.) Selling cars encased in mini hand grenades and beer cans doesn’t seem like the best idea.

19.) Those assault rifles look just a little too real.

20.) I think you already know what that looks like…

21.) Teaching kids how to pull off a bank robbery.

What happened to simple toys that didn’t look like weapons or genitalia? Ah, those were the days.

Sourced from viralnova.com

Share the joy
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  

By

Cashier in a Convience Store Song by Atmosphere

(slug arguing with himself)
Get up man, wake up
What time is it man?
Yo, its late
What time is it?
Don’t worry about it, its late
Fuck man, this dirty motherfuckers gonna yell at at me again?
Just go, just go
I’m sick of this job man
Don’t forget your keys
I should call in sick, no no, I should call in dead
Dude you need this job
Never have to see this place again
What are you talking about?
Slug can’t come in hes dead
Dude you need this job, dude
Late for work (fuck)
Wearing a wrinkled shirt (fuck)
Id love to set this place on fire
Let the sprinkles work
Then thatd be me getting fired
Instead ill get stoned
Arrive late
And pretend that I’m tired
Do you need a book of matches with those?
Would you like a bag?
Thank you, have a nice day, I hope you fuckers gag
I pity the fool that pays twice the price for our shit
They could save cash and take their lazy ass to the super market
Theres that chick from last month
Remember the one that couldn’t figure out
Which side to pump her gas from
Shes coming in, I’ve got a grin
Cause tonights the night
Yo toots, my nametag might be crooked
But your looking alright
We all pulling a hard days labor
Gas, milk, soda, bread, porno mags, and newspapers
Back here got the condoms
Over the counter drugs
Listerine for the drunks, robotusin for the gutter punks
And everyday I look into that mirror
I’m trying to see myself a little bit clearer
I never notice any progress
Although ill be here again to look tomorrow
I’m just a cashier in a convience store
Selling cigarettes and beer between cleaning floors
I’ve seen it all without leaving this counter place
People, freaks, demons and creatures from outer space
And everyday I show up and sell you your soul
We both inch a little closer to where we’re trying to go
You only land for a moment then resume the race
People, freaks, demons and creatures from outer space
And I’ve got your pass to paradise
You can escape all these other parasites
With just one buck, a little luck, you might, yah right
I suggest you go home and check your fahrenheit
You aint gonna get rich
Your stuck here just like me
The only difference is your drug is the lottery
The lotto got your mind sometimes your last dime
Use your fingernails to scratch off 3 of a kind
And I’ve got your pass to paradise
And id love to ask you babe wheres your life
Wonder how you can be so high and still be scared of heights
But I stop cause the customers always right (ya right)
Must take a lunch break before I snap on the next cat
That doesn’t know what they need
Gimmie a cigarette, a poison apple, I don’t care
Id be happy to just go outside and choke on the seeds
I’m just a cashier in a convience store
Selling cigarettes and beer between cleaning floors
I’ve seen it all without leaving this counter place
People, freaks, demons and creatures from outer space
And everyday I show up and sell you your soul
We both inch a little closer to where we’re trying to go
You only land for a moment then resume the race
People, freaks, demons and creatures from outer space
Seems like everything happens on the retail night shift
Been robbed, had fights, caught fools trying to shop lift
One time some kid got shot in the parking lot
And the cops only come to surround the coffee pot
After bars close, freaks come out the wood work
All drunk and dumb, trying to play their game
Takes patience to deal with iniebriated jerks
But I smile cause theyre the easiest ones to short change
The runners trade me dime bags for squares
The crack heads offer blowjobs for beers
I watch the clock in my head tick tock so slow
And wait for the time to get the fuck out of here
White collar, blue collar, don’t care, gimmie a dollar
Either way its all the same for only seven something an hour
Your all a bunch of monsters, you live in hell
Just waiting for these products to go on sale
The best customers are the ones that’s just passing through
Asking for directions, gassing up with fuel
I swear to god some day I’m gonna live that way
With no one to answer to and no more dues to pay
I hate you but I love you
Don’t know what I think of you
I can’t seem to shake you from my life
Just pay me and save me
Before you drive me crazy
Don’t know if I can take another night

Sourced from youtube.com

Share the joy
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •