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30 Things You Didn’t Know About Working as a Hooters Girl

South Korean girls of Hooters
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Today, we celebrate the 30th birthday of a national treasure, a beacon of light amid the ever-darkening times, a place to rest your weary bones and eat chicken wings, a place with boobs: Hooters.

The first Hooters opened in Clearwater, Fla. and, as legend has it, one cofounder convinced that year’s Jose Cuervo bikini contest winner into becoming their first employee. Thus was born the Hooters Girl.

Tonight, Hooters is hosting a nation-wide Hooters Girl Reunion to celebrate. In a video on their site, one Hooters Girl gushes, “Working at the store is awesome. It’s like being a rock star in my own little town.”

But what does it really take to work at the restaurant? We asked a few former Hooters Girls. Here’s everything they had to say:

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1. It doesn’t really matter if you have any serving experience. Hooters cares more about your personality.

2. More importantly, Hooters found a loophole to hire their girls based on looks: They get away with hiring “thin” and “pretty” girls because they are hired as entertainers, not servers.

3. You don’t have to have double D’s to work there though. All sizes of boobs are welcome, from A to F! But some girls will wear two or three bras or bras that are too small, to amp their cleavage up.

4. During training, they take the time to teach new hires how to draw an owl in ketchup.

5. Hooters Girls must wear sneakers and socks. And there is a correct way to scrunch the sock. If done properly, it can actually make your legs look leaner.

6. And pantyhose, which the girls have to buy themselves. The official coloring is “suntan.”

7. Hair must be down at all times. No ponytails allowed, ever.

8. You have to wear makeup every day. It’s in the handbook. (Their website says makeup “should appear natural to best accentuate your features” and that mascara and lipstick are required.)

9. Hooters Girls only wear black on Friday.

10. Once a month is special costume day and Hooters Girls must supply their own costumes. November might be military themed, December is Christmas or winter themed. There’s firefighter night, police night, country night, animals night, etc.

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11. Hooters Girls can trade tank tops with other stores. So if you ever see a girl at, say, the Hollywood location in a Boston tank top, she went there and traded a top with another Hooters Girl. The only location that won’t trade is Vegas. They make you buy the tank top and show a pay stub for proof you work there.

12. You have to get approval to wear the Hooters crop top. “Basically your stomach has to be flat and you can’t have any muffin top,” one former Hooters Girl told us. “Which is basically impossible in those shorts.”

13. It varies by location, but some stores have “seasonal” attire (i.e. Hooters Girls in somecold weather climates get to wear long sleeves).

14. Hooters Girls cannot come to or leave work with their uniform showing, other than the shoes (for safety reasons). If a girl wears her uniform outside of work she is supposed to be fired immediately.

15. That said, former Hooters Girls do get to keep the uniforms, so you can wear it for Halloween after you quit or get fired!

16. Shifts are assigned based on sales. “Hooters Girls hustle the merchandise to try and get better shifts.”

17. There are 16 steps to Hooters Girls customer service and, technically, a minimum of three Hooters Girls are supposed to stop by your table during your meal. It’s called the E3 system: Every Hooters Girl, Every Guest, Every Day.

18. If a couple comes in, Hooters Girls are supposed to sit next to the girl—never the guy—to appear less threatening.

19. “College guys make the best customers,” our former Hooters Girl revealed. “The ones that go to Hooters tend to be shy but far more respectful. Drunk 40-year-old-men are the worst.”

20. Hugs are discouraged between Hooters Girls and customers. Sometimes forbidden.

South Korean girls of Hooters
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21. When it’s slow, it’s not uncommon to find Hooters Girls playing board games with the customers. “I’ve had a blast playing Connect Four with some Marines,” one Girl told us.

22. You learn choreographed dances during training and if you hear a particular song start playing when you’re on the clock, you’re supposed to stop every and dance.

23. There are songs and chants for birthdays and “Hooter’s virgins.” Our former Hooters Girl says, “They pretty much exist to make the girls look dumb and embarrass the guests.”

24. Cell phones are forbidden on the floor. The Hooters Girls we spoke to had never seen it happen, but had heard stories about managers taking girls’ pouches and slamming them on the ground if they think she has her cell phone on her.

25. Hooters Girls get free meals every shift…if they choose to order the Hooters approved “healthy” options, which don’t appear on the menu. Otherwise, there’s a sliding scale on meal discounts (usually 50 percent off for wings, etc.)

26. Fries are full price.

27. Some restaurants offer discounts on tanning and gym memberships for Hooters Girls.

28. Hooters Girls are supposed to yell “Hi! Welcome to Hooters!” every time someone walks in the restaurant. (“It dies quick.”)

29. Come for the wings, stay for the curly fries. “Hooters has the best curly fries.”

30. Yes, your Hooter Girl is making minimum wage. Please tip accordingly.

Sourced from uk.eonline.com

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Retail Workers Who Are Doing Whatever It Takes To Survive The Day

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The 7 Different Types Of People You’ll See In A Coffee Shop

1. The Freelancer

The Freelancer

Christina Luka

Fueled by red eyes and podcasts, the Freelancer gets works done on their MacBook Pro, all while avoiding roommate drama and Netflix distractions. The Freelancer knows your shop’s WiFi password, and knows that those hummus sandwiches have been sitting there for a day too long.

2. The DIY Entrepreneur

The DIY Entrepreneur

Christina Luka

Armed with a Michael’s Arts and Crafts store supply of yarn and felt, the DIY Entrepreneur knows that by publicly working on her soft plush monsters she might boost traffic on her Etsy site. But what she doesn’t know is that everyone thinks she’s a little nuts.

3. The Regular

The Regular

Christina Luka

The Regular can rattle off her specific drink faster than an auction bid caller. She knows what she wants and she gets what she wants. Everyday, sometimes twice a day.

4. The Business Type

The Business Type

Christina Luka

Similar to the Regular, the Business Type has their go-to drink but he orders it during pauses on a conference call. He will not tip you.

5. The Newbie

The Newbie

Christina

The Newbie is an indecisive type, usually looking for something large and sweet to add “a little extra fun” to their day. Today, she’s being baaad.

6. The Time Killer

The Time Killer

Christina Luka

Usually seen sitting in the corner of the coffee shop texting while waiting for a friend who’s running late. May or may not have a small cup of the cheapest beverage available.

7. The This Is the Only Place That Has A Public Bathroom And If I Don’t Get In There We’re Going To Have A Problem

The This Is the Only Place That Has A Public Bathroom And If I Don't Get In There We're Going To Have A Problem

Christina Luka

One thing city dwellers know about coffee shops is that they are an oasis in a sea of “Employee Only” bathrooms. Sometimes you can sneak in undetected, or sometimes someone will slip you that big, wooden block with the key. Either way, this time is yours. Enjoy it.

Sourced from buzzfeed.com

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