13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing
1. “I see that this sale item is ripped/broken/torn to shreds. How much of a discount do I get?”
3. “And how’s your day going?”
Actually my feet kill and that sweater you’re holding? I’ve hung it up 50 times in one hour.
4. “I left all the clothes I tried on on top of another pile of clothes/ on that chair/ somewhere they are not supposed to be.”
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Simply, thank you. No one else is following the posted Dressing Room rules, why should you?
5. “Oh… You don’t look like you work here.”
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…………..
6. *Sees customer mess up rack immediately after finger spacing it*
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I’ve been physically close to doing this.
7. “You work here right? Can you start me a fitting room?”
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I mean…… don’t you wanna look around a little more?
8. “Just to let you know, my kid just dropped their cheerios/ juice/ gum all over the floor.
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Sorry? Do I look like a maid?
9. “Can you go down to back stock and check to see if you have this size?”
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No.
10. “Why are the clothes so ugly this season?”
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I couldn’t tell ya. I don’t make the clothes, and I hardly sell them.
11. “I used to have a retail job a lot like yours…”
Oh… let me stop you right there, so you can answer this one question: How many fucks does it look like I give?
13. “You must love your job.”
HAHAHA no.
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