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A true account from a Target Manager: “If You Weren’t Cheating, You Weren’t Trying” Please Read

Red-tinted retail monster Target is having a hard time translating its popularity in the U.S. into foreign markets. Under the principle of kicking them while they’re down, we now bring you this former Target manager’s story of the “reprehensible” things he did in order to keep his job.

Though Walmart‘s shady business practices draw much of our attention, we’ve also carried many, many tales of Target’s own union-busting and terrible workplace conditions. The following email (which we received this week in response to our recent series of Walmart posts) comes from someone who has worked as a manager at Walmart, Target, and other retailers. Here is a peek inside the “dog and pony show” of retail management:

Retail management can be separated into tiers. The lower tier is made up of your Sears, Walmart, Kmart. The middle is made up of the Target, Macys, and Best Buys and the Upper tier is the Saks, Nordstrom, Nieman Marcus. The next step for me would be to move up to the middle tier. Target was one of the first retail Companys to recruit heavily from the Military and College, So many of the managers running the companies’ stores were doing so as a first job. On top of that it was highly known that Target would not hire you unless you were in your 20’s and “hot”; or as they called it Target Brand, a principle taken from Abercrombie and Fitch. The Target Managers from the outside looking in seemed like the popular kids this made it very appealing to me. I joined Target as an Executive Team Leader –Guest Experience a fancy title for a Customer Service Assistant Manager.

Target for being a retailer is a very high tech company, everything in the company was highly researched and metrics constantly developed to try and grow the company. So much so that the company at times cared more about the metrics than whether the stores made their sales goals. Stores we’re measured on very ridiculous things such as how many plastic bags were used, how long it took a team member to pick up a phone, if the store had to order more merchandise. All these plus many more caused the store teams to just cheat or make bad business decisions for fear of the metrics dropping below the goal.

The main focus of my job was to get people to sign up for Target Redcards. Why? Because Target made a killing off those that owned one of those cards. With that in mind Target established goals that every week 2% of the stores customers had to sign for a Card. That equaled about 150-200 Cards a week, if we did not reach the goal there would be consequences. The fear of being written up or possibly fired kept everyone on their toes so most us would cheat the system anyway we could. Some of these things included signing up homeless guys. Creating fake people with fake addresses and fake social securities, or even worse we would call the card a rewards card so that people with no credit or people with low income levels would sign up for the credit card. Looking back at it now the things we did just to reach a goal were terrible and beyond reprehensible but when confronted with keeping your job you do what you have to do especially if it felt like upper management subtly encouraged it. Of course actions like these would come back to hurt Target in the future. Another metric which belonged to my department was Guest Survey and Customer Complaints. Ouch! In retail this is by far one of the hardest things to control. People would complain about everything, the Starbucks coffee was too warm, to cold, not enough Caramel. The shopping carts were wet, the store to cold, an employee was following them, the bathroom was filled with shit etc. So what did we do, of course, we cheated, as the saying went if you weren’t cheating you weren’t trying.

Target regards its Human Resources among the best in retail, and I would have to say that like everything Target does, on paper it sounds great but the reality is a horror story. The company had an employee survey dubiously named “Best team Survey.” The month leading up to it every management team did everything in their power to influence results such as firing disgruntled or boisterous employees, buying the store lunch with our charge cards, being extremely nice anything to get a good result. Failing would result being put on the focus store list which meant more store visits from upper management. Target also had an “anonymous” employee line where employees could call and complain or tell an outside company if they were being mistreated. Once again this didn’t work, as the store managers would be contacted every time someone called and we could all figure out who called and the suggestion was always to find a way to either get rid of them or keep them from calling again.

Anyone who works in retail knows that store leadership visits are a joke. Actually a dog and pony show, the store usually looks like crap leading up the visit, and then the calvary gets called in 24hrs prior to the district manager showing up. The reason is due to limited payroll and if the district manager doesn’t see perfection expect someone to lose their job.

The reason why I wrote this wasn’t for sympathy or for attention but moreso to change the perception of the retail manager as some old guy who sits in a back office. These days’ retail managers are more than likely young to middle aged highly educated professionals stuck in retail due to the economy.

Source. Gawker.com

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What really winds me up about grocery customers is………

 

1. People who come in one minute before the store is supposed to close…I said this list was in no particular order…but this one really, really annoys me and it was the first thing I thought of when I started writing so it’s at the top of the list. I think it’s just disrespectful (or at the very least shows a lack of common courtesy). For example, the store where I work closes at midnight and by 11:59 I’m just ready to get the hell out of there! I mean, wouldn’t you be? So to come in one minute before a store closes basically says, “Screw you.” to the cashier. You are basically saying that your time is more valuable then mine and that frustrates me. Just as a quick example I had a customer cruise into the store at 11:59 (so he had already pissed me off). He bought ground beef, taco shells and taco seasoning. Now my question to you is this…was this some sort of taco emergency? Was this a shopping trip that couldn’t have waited until tomorrow? Was he really going to go right home and make tacos? And hey at 11:30, even 11:45 come into the store and buy all the taco stuff you want but why wait until (literally) one minute before the store closes. (My sister’s theory was that he was high and had the munchies. . .) But hey, who am I to judge–maybe one of his kids had a school project on the history of the taco that was due in morning…who knows.

Just as a quick P.S. to this–I am (umm most of the time) a pretty reasonable person…if someone rushes in at 11:59 and is grabbing diapers for their kid who is at home screaming or a sick person coming in to buy medicine I have absolutely no problem with that.

2. Putting cash, credit cards, or coupons on the conveyor belt…you may not realize it but there is a thin space between the conveyor belt and the scanner at the register and if your money or credit card goes down the conveyor belt guess who has to try to fish it out (I’ll give you a hint–it’s not the customer). And I say this because I’ve actually had a customer’s money go down the belt because the customer put the money down on the belt and I couldn’t turn the conveyor belt off in time. It was a $20 and it took 3 of us to get it back. It happened a long time ago and it still frustrates me because it was so easily preventable. It just seems like a pretty simple concept–don’t put your money on a moving conveyor belt. Make sense? Or should I say Make cents? Ha ha. But people do it all the time. Also many people set their money on the belt when it isn’t moving but there is a motion sensor that moves the conveyor belt so even if the conveyor belt isn’t moving when you set the money down it may start moving again when the cashier starts scanning your groceries. So save everyone a little trouble and just hold onto your money. And don’t shove your money in the cashier’s face like a guy at a strip club shoving money down a striper’s g-string…just hang onto it like a normal person until the cashier tells you what the total is.

3. Talking on a cell phone at the checkout…(well you’ve already read my thoughts on this).

4. Not bagging your own groceries…I have to explain this one a bit. When I first started working at a grocery store (all the way back in high school) I HATED bagging groceries, absolutely hated it (which is ironic because I was actually hired as a bagger before I became a cashier) but I have really gotten to like bagging groceries. I have sort of turned bagging groceries into a game–like a sort of puzzle or a game of Tetris. I like trying to make all the pieces fit together as they come down the conveyor belt. So, no, I don’t mind bagging your groceries for you and I do recognize that this a part of my job working at a grocery store. What I do mind is when you have a pretty large order, there is a line of customers behind you and you stand there and stare at me while I try to bag your groceries as quickly as possible because there is a line of people behind you. So when you see there are other people behind you in line and I’m rushing trying to get people through the line as quickly as possible try to help out by bagging some of your own groceries. I also hate when a group of people come through the line together and not one of them helps the cashier bag the groceries. So for example, it was a Friday night and there was a group of three people, probably around 18 or 19 (two guys and a girl—all seemingly healthy and perfectly capable of bagging their own groceries) who came through my line. It was sort of later at night so I was the only cashier there. I scanned their groceries, their groceries went down the conveyor belt and they all just stood there. So there were 3 pairs of eyes just starting at me, watching me bag their groceries and not one of them lifted a finger to help. Come on people…there’s three of you (that’s six hands) and one of me…and not one of you can help me out here? I was so pissed by the end of the order I was throwing things in the bag and biting the inside of my lip to keep from yelling at them. So please help cashiers bag your groceries because it just makes the whole thing go much faster for everyone.

5. What’s the magic word? There is very little excuse for a lack of common courtesy (unless you were raised by a pack of wild wolves or something). So my most annoying habit number five is people who don’t say please and thank you. Here’s a little tough love for you. Your mom and dad should have taught you to say please and thank you when you were a kid but in case they didn’t here it is…Be polite! Saying please and thank you is a simple thing that goes a long way! Even if your parents didn’t teach you manners, you’re an adult now so you should have learned this by now because this is how civilized adults behave. Manners are important. Being polite is important. Learn it, live it, love it! And just one final note to the parents who come through the check out line with your kids…your kids are learning by your example. You can tell them to say please and thank you until you are blue in the face but you need to practice what you preach. The fact of the matter is they learn so much more by watching you, so try to set a good example for them. And that’s all I have to say about that

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The 5 most annoying types of Customer you will ever meet!

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 Which ones have you encountered this week???

 
The Speedy Shopper

It’s almost starting time. You’ve just had your morning department briefing and you notice the security gates being unlocked and opened as you rush to prepare your department for customers. After you get everything up and running you wait in anticipation for your first customers and feel prepared for your day- OR SO YOU THOUGHT. Unfortunately the first customer you meet is extremely impatient and in a serious rush.
Your store has only been open for 2 minutes but according to this annoying customer, the store opened 30 minutes ago when he got out of his car; he just couldn’t get in yet. This customer is either late for work, school, or an appointment with himself, but it’s not his problem- it’s yours. He’s like an annoying drill sergeant; beating you over the head with demands and barking orders down at you until you ball up in a corner, suffering from a case of shell shock. The Speedy shopper expects you to move at his pace the pace of a crack head on 12 red bulls. Annoying as they are, the Speedy Shopper will be gone with the flash and is the least of your worries for this day.

The Overseer

You’ve managed to mow through the first wave of customers and begin to feel that the damage is done when you are approached by a very distinguished and professional patron. This customer’s appearance commands respect, and you get to thinking “finally, someone with class.” The customer asks for your assistance and assures that he’ll only take a small amount of your time- BEWARE; you’ve been smitten by the allure of the Overseer.
There were a few telltale signs that you were dealing with an annoying customer; the patronizing voice, condescending looks, and superior posture should have been warnings, but you’ve mistaken these characteristics for professionalism. You soon find out that the feelings of professionalism are one sided and that the Overseer has no faith in you at all. He follows you around, watches your every move, and questions everything you do. This passive aggressive customer wants things done his way and distrusts that you are competent enough to get the job done without his assistance. The annoying Overseer leaves you with a feeling that your life has been one big disappointment after another.

The VIP Customer

The clock just struck BUSY TIME!!! in your store. Droves of customers burst through the doors and make a bee-line to your department with questions, comments, and demanding merchandise. You try your best to assist everyone as much as you can and begin to wonder where your coworkers vanished to, when you hear an impatient and annoying voice sound out from the crowd. “Are you… busy?” asks the VIP Customer. “No”, you respond; “The flocks of people surrounding me are my disciples and my name is Jesus Christ.”
The VIP Customer is impatient, curt, and has an over inflated sense of self worth. This customer grows visibly agitated when neglected for the slightest amount of time and sees no problem with jumping ahead of everyone that was waiting patiently before they got there. When serving a VIP Customer you MAY NOT look at, assist, or answer any other customer’s questions- You no longer work for the store, you work for them.

The “Expert” Friend

After taking a “15”, you get back on the sales floor and notice two customers standing together in your department. One of the customers seems glossy eyed and anxious; the other appears cold and reserved. While helping the customers so you thought you notice that the anxious customer is the only one talking- WAIT FOR IT… the other customer will open up like a flood gate in just a moment.
What you have failed to realize is that you’ve only been helping one customer; the other is just an “Expert” Friend. Technically, the “Expert” Friend isn’t really a customer but is definitely annoying. He believes that he’s learned more about your profession in his free time; than you’ve learned working at the store. His hobby trumps your occupation. He is completely misguided but you won’t be able to prove this to the customer well, you shouldn’t. To the customer, the “Expert” Friend knows all the inside information about your field, he can weed through all of the sales BS, and knows all the best deals. The “Expert” Friend is annoying in person but is even more annoying when phoned in. When this happens, you’re expected to stop everything that you’re doing in store and talk to him via the customer’s personal cell phone. He is egotistical, cocky, and completely full of it. Saying a few technical terms will make him uncomfortable and render him helpless.

The Late Lingerer

Ahhh, the day is finally coming to an end. The store is settling down and you notice that in just 5 minutes you can get back to your “kick ass” life. You’ve made it through the annoying customers, micromanagers, and quirky coworkers, but it doesn’t matter anymore- this day is almost over and that’s all that counts. You are overcome with a feeling of accomplishment and anticipate bringing this day to an end and finally punching out, when you notice something wrong. From afar you sense a blurry figure moving towards the glass entrance doors from the outside. THIS CAN’T BE!?!? You rub your eyes in hopes that you are mistaken and take another look, only to have your worse fears confirmed; it’s another customer. No need to fear though, this is obviously a busy person in a rush; why else would he come in so late? He’ll be in and out in no time- WRONG!!
Unbeknownst to you, you’ve just encountered a Late Lingerer. These annoying customers have no concept of time and see the end of the day as an opportunity to shop in a store all to themselves. This particular breed of customer is indecisive, loves options, demands answers, and doesn’t understand haste. When it’s all over with, the customer has taken a personal 30 minute tour through your department with you as the tour guide and only leaves you with a promise to return tomorrow to see “You, personally” after having time to think it over.. Not only has this customer ruined your day, but your night as well, as you’ll be unable to sleep knowing the horror that awaits you the next day.

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