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The Difference Between Average Servers And Rockstar Servers

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First of all, am I going to say no? No. I literally get paid to bring you what you want. Obviously, you can have a coke and a water. Are you going to drink that water? No. You’re going to suck down the coke, I’m going to bring you two more cokes then I’m going to pour the full water in the dump sink after you leave. You know that. I know that. But yes, I will bring you a coke and a water.

After working as a server myself, servers are some of my favorite people on earth. They experience the best and the worst of humans – sometimes in the same thirty minutes. They deal with impressively high levels of stupidity on a daily basis, and they still manage a killer fake smile at every table. Well, the good servers do.

There is a distinct difference between the average server who is just doing their job and the rockstar server who is killing it. And the difference is this:

It’s Thursday night. The restaurant is staffed for a weekday dinner and you get absolutely slammed. Table after table is walking in and that manageable six table section is suddenly your worst nightmare because not only is your section filling up, but you’re also getting tables on the patio.

You have a family of four whose anxiety-ridden mother wants you to know that “We’ve never been here before!” meaning she wants you to hold her hand through all ordering procedures. You have a table of six truckers that want you to explain the entire beer list so they can all order Bud Light. You have a couple on a date who wants nachos as an appetizer with no sauce, no jalapeños, and everything else on the side. You have an elderly couple who wants to split a half a sandwich with a side of soup that your kitchen doesn’t make. And the hostess just sat you a group of nine teenage girls that have never been out to eat without their parents, “So, what do you have here?” …we have menus.

Behind the scenes, the kitchen loads your nachos full of jalapeños. You can’t put any orders in because the computers are full of other servers. The ice tea runs out. There are no straws in the server station. Did I just pour a coke or a diet coke? Absolutely everyone is in your way, and the bartender can’t get you the truckers’ third round of Bud Lights because she’s busy taking an order. Oh, and the hostess just sat you two more tables.

“Is the spicy burger hot?”

“This coke tastes weird.”

“Where those beers at, sweetheart?”

“We’re all on separate checks. All nine of us.”

“Can we have extra plates for these nachos? and extra sour cream? and extra napkins?”

“We’re all going to get milkshakes.”

(If you ever want to join the ranks of deeply hated restaurant customers, order milkshakes during a rush. Do it.)

So now you’re walking at speeds previously unknown to man. You’re printing checks, making milkshakes, taking orders, delivering food, and, “Yes, sir, I would love to change the channel to the game you want to watch so you can fully ignore your wife for the next forty-five minutes.”

And this is the moment.

This is the difference between the average server and the rockstar. This is when the average server starts blaming someone else for the fact that they are drowning:

“The manager didn’t schedule enough people.”

“The kitchen keeps messing up my orders.”

“The hostess sat me three times in a row.”

“People around here need to do their job.”

And the most popular: “I F*%$#%G HATE PEOPLE!”

So, go ahead. Blame away. It’s easy, it makes you feel better, and at the end of the day – you made it through. That makes you an average server.

The rockstars, on the other hand, they don’t blame. They just do it. They say to themselves, “This is the job. Those tables are my income. More tables means more money – so bring it on.”

And that’s it. That’s the difference. Rockstars don’t get angry. They just move faster, smile bigger, crack a joke and do the best job they can. If they make a mistake, they own up and apologize – sincerely. They say please and thank you to their coworkers. They make their tables laugh and somehow manage to do side-work in the midst of chaos. They’re the ones that are offering to take ANOTHER table while average servers are crying in the corner. And the best thing about rockstars: when they have a free minute, they’re helping everyone else. Because they are here to do a job and do it well. And they are most likely making bank.

I love rockstars. If you’ve ever served, you know the feeling of walking into work and being relieved that you’re working with people who are going to help your night go smoothly. Those are the rockstars.

So, to all the servers out there: next Saturday night when you drop a tray of drinks, serve bread to a gluten-free kid, or introduce yourself to the same table twice, think about the choice that you have: you can go ahead and blame someone else or you can own it. This is the job. These guests pay your rent, buy your groceries, and would finance your netflix binges if anyone actually paid for netflix but we all have an obscure cousin’s ex-boyfriend for that. So treat your guests well, apologize sincerely, say please and thank you, and help each other out. The restaurant world needs more rockstars, and you probably need bigger tips – someday you may actually have to pay for netflix

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THE 20 WORST QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR SERVER, FROM THE BITCHY WAITER

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Waiters are used to dealing with a lot of things: incompetent managers, infallible chefs, and, of course, insane patrons who ask very strange questions, and then go back to their garden-level apartments to hoard more figurines of kitties dressed as angels.

Behold, some of the worst, thanks to The Bitchy Waiter, and as always, let us know what we missed in the comments:

1. “Is our food ready yet?”

You should know that when your food is ready, it will be on the table in front of you. Trust me.

2. “You don’t close for two more minutes, right?”

You don’t want to be the ones who are keeping an entire restaurant staff at work longer than they want to be.

3. “I don’t see it on the menu, but can you make me ______?”

The menu has one purpose. Literally, one purpose. Use it.

4. “What’s your real job?”

Plenty of people make their living waiting tables, and that makes it a real job.

5. “Can you change the music?”

Your server probably has no control over the music that is being piped in and, if he does, then he already chose what he wants to listen to. Anyway, do you go into your friend’s house and immediately plug in your iPod?

6. “What‘s taking my well-done burger so long, did they have to go kill the cow?”

Well-done burgers take time, and that joke wasn’t funny the first time your server heard it a million years ago. Also, why do you like all of the flavor cooked out of your burger?

7. “Can we sit over there instead of here?”

There is a method to the hostess’ madness. But if you insist on asking this, do it before you sit down, place your order, and eat half of your food.

8. “What do you have?”

Again, we have a menu. Again, you should be using it.

 
9. “Is the coffee hot?”
If you have to ask, it probably won’t be hot enough for you.

10. “If I’m allergic to gluten, what can I eat?”

You should know your own restrictions, but your server can answer more specific questions.

11. “Can you put a rush on my food?”

You are not more important than the people who ordered before you.

12. “Can I get a little extra liquor in my drink?”

If you’re willing to pay for it, you surely can. Because that’s basically ordering a second drink.

13. “Can I substitute the tomatoes in my salad for chicken instead?”

There is no restaurant in the world where diced tomato is an equal substitution for grilled chicken. Accept that.

14. “Is it okay if we sit here for a few more hours even though we paid our check and we don’t want anything else?”

Servers make money by rotating their tables and if you hold it for too long, they lose out. So, is it okay if you slowly deplete your server’s future earnings?

15. “What should I tip?”

Most servers are not allowed to discuss tips, but if they were they would tell you to tip at least 20% of your bill.

16. “What’s the weather like out on the patio?”

Presumably, it’s the same weather that you just experienced before you walked into the restaurant. Five seconds ago.

17. “Do I get something for free since it’s my birthday?”

What are you? 5?

18. “Can you charge my iPhone for me?”

Your server can do this if you’re okay with your iPhone sitting in a random side-stand without anyone watching it while pitchers of water and dirty plates get thrown around it.

19. “Can I get this teeny, tiny last bite of food wrapped up in a to-go container?”

Save your server the trouble, save the environment from another piece of Styrofoam, and just eat that last bite.

20. “Do you have a restroom?”

Of course we do. This is a restaurant. What you want to know is “where” it is.

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11 Easy Ways To Not Be An Asshole To Your Waiter

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1. Don’t say “we’re ready” if you’re not ready. There are few things more irritating and uncomfortable for your waiter than having to stand there for another three minutes while everyone hems and haws and argues over the nuances of the lunch menu, when they’ve already said they were ready to order. (Not to mention, it’s so unfair to everyone at the table when one person just sits there in silence staring at the menu while everyone awkwardly stares at them.)

2. Put down your phone when your waiter comes to your table. Ignoring your date for a full hour and a half meal because you’re busy checking your work email is totally your (awful) prerogative. But making the waiter stand there awkwardly while you flip through your Facebook notifications is unacceptable. Phone goes completely away when waiter comes over, it’s not complicated.

3. Take care of your fucking children. If you let your children run amok in restaurants (particularly restaurants that are not intended for children, because why the hell are you taking your child to a trendy small plates restaurant at 10 PM on a Thursday so they can throw truffle fries at each other), you are the absolute worst. People who let their children run, scream, pour salt on the table, be an asshole to waiters, smush their food around, and generally be horrible children in adult restaurants should not be allowed to go out. Period.

4. If something is wrong with your food, don’t take it out on them. Explain it kindly and patiently, and ask what is possible to be done for it. Don’t immediately get all bitchy with your waiter (who had nothing to do with your food) because you’re not happy with your meal. Chances are, with a little kindness, everything will go 1000 percent smoother and everyone will end up with what they want.

5. Don’t fight with your SO in front of your waiter. Why in the world would you do that to someone?? Why would you make a stranger who is just trying to do his/her job have to awkwardly stand by and watch while the two of you scream about how the passion has gone out in your sex life? If you really need to loudly argue that badly, get that shit to go.

6. Look them in the eyes, almost as if they were a human being and not your personal servant. You would be shocked at the number of people who don’t think it necessary to make eye contact with their waiter. They just sort of say their order off to the side while not taking their eyes off their tablemates/the conversation they’re having. And it is so unbelievably rude. It takes two seconds, stop what you’re doing and look at them.

7. Don’t keep them running back and forth for your bullshit. Use common sense. Yes, sometimes you can ask for extra this, more of that, another one of these. But if you are sending your waiter back and forth ten times for a one-course meal — and a lot of people do this, for their extra ketchup and straws and cups of ice and more parsley and more pepper — you should probably chill. Just because you can monopolize their time at the expense of their other tables doesn’t mean you should.

8. They are not the ones in charge of how long your food takes, so if you have to ask what’s taking so long, do it nicely. The desire to unload all of your personal problems and the sins of humanity on your waiter — because they’re in front of you, and they can’t say anything back — is obvious. But it doesn’t mean you should abuse that power by snapping at them the second something is taking too long (that they are incapable of making go faster).

9. Tip. It’s not a debate, and if you try to make it a debate, you’re an asshole. 20 percent for good service, that’s how it works now. You don’t want to do that? Don’t go out, and lobby your local politicians to get the servers in your state a livable wage, so they don’t have to rely on your completely inconsistent generosity. This is the way the world of eating out works, if you don’t want to participate, don’t. But good tips for good service is not optional.

10. When the restaurant is packed and clearly understaffed, be understanding. It’s not your waiter’s fault and he/she is doing their best. It’s not personal, and acting a fool about it is only going to make things harder/slower on everyone.

11. Say “please” and “thank you.” It’s a total of three words. It couldn’t be easier, and we are all capable of doing it in plenty of other settings. Do it with your waiter

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