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18 Confessions Of A Former Starbucks Barista

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1. Dealing with customers is usually a pleasant experience, but occasionally, we would get someone who thinks we are dumb as nails and treat us like we were their butlers. A woman one time literally commanded me to put in three ice cubes into her drink. Three. No more, no less. Another time, this woman asked me to make her a whey protein shake using our blenders. She handed me a packet of the whey and said, “Put this into my drink.”

2. Good managers would actually be on the floor making drinks with the staff, but bad managers would hide in the back, doing what they do, and not build team camaraderie. (We hated those kinds of managers.)

3. Starbucks uses vanilla soy milk as the milk substitute. We don’t have control over what type of milk (or any ingredients that go into a drink) will be shipped to our stores. Plenty of people have asked, “When are you getting almond milk?” as if I have control over what comes and goes in the store. (Hint: we don’t!)

4. Markouts are really nice, especially if you have a cup of coffee every morning. It basically allows us to take a bag of coffee home for free.

5. You can use markouts at other Starbucks! And if you’re really nice about it, baristas will throw in something extra, because you’re part of the Starbucks family (and know all-too-well about the stuff you deal with as a barista).

6. We had to go through the Starbucks training regime even if we had previous experience with making drinks (and it is a boring, boring process). Also, the Starbucks espresso machine is actually a pseudo-espresso machine. The machine steams the milk for you until it gets to the proper temp and all you have to do for the espresso is push a button.

7. The amount you were paid per hour depended on the location of the store. I have some friends who made $7.90 per hour to $9.25 an hour — and they were both baristas. That’s a fairly large discrepancy, if you ask me.

8. Okay, so you might say, “You guys make tips, you can make up the rest with that,” but tips, my friends, are variables. It’s based on how long you’ve worked and the tip is distributed amongst the staff at the end of the week. So theoretically, if you worked 30 hours, you might get away with $30 to $60 in tips. But that all depends on the location of the store. If you’re in a highly tourist area, you might get no tips. I have friends who got $7 in tips for the entire week. We can’t live on this. Simply put, Starbucks makes it seem like tips are this huge added bonus, but they are so variable that it would be ridiculous to work there just for that.

9. At the Starbucks I worked at, on Black Friday, we would be in the store 2 hours before the Black Friday open time to get ready for the rush.

10. Holiday rush is probably one of the most frustrating and flustering times at bar. Long lines, irritated and stressed customers, means rushed drinks and crowded stores. We’re really trying to help you relieve your stress! Stop taking it out on us!

11. The “trainings” were kind of dumb. We really didn’t learn a whole lot about coffee. It was just memorizing what kind of flavors the coffee would pair with mainly to sell the food items with the coffee.

12. Sometimes, we had to meet a quota to meet to sell in-store items and occasionally, coffee. It was always a push to sell things.

13. At bad stores, employees that came to work regularly would not get written up, leaving the ones that actually came on time to run the floor by themselves, and this really sucked during morning rush. This led to really unmotivated coworkers and widespread disgruntlement. Knowing there were no repercussions to tardiness meant people came and went as they pleased.

14. When we get really long orders, we will do them one-by-one, as to not get confused with the order. It would be really appreciated if people would stop adding to the order when we are in the middle of making drinks.

15. We were frequently told to kick out loiterers (especially the homeless). It really sucked, because you know they have no place else to go, and they’re only at the store because it’s warm. Some were really hostile to the patrons, which obviously was bad for business.

16. The Starbucks hat had to be worn at all times, even though they really didn’t do anything to prevent hair from falling into the drinks 100% of the time.

17. I can’t remember a time a barista has said, “I don’t mind when the customer just stands in front of the register wondering what drink to get, even though they’ve been in line.” Because no barista has ever said that.

18. The turnover rate at Starbucks (where I worked) was very high, considering bad management, unhappy coworkers, bad customers and low pay. Some of us just stopped going, but that didn’t stop people from applying to that store.

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10 Things That Happen When You Work At The Body Shop

1. When a customer walks in, looks around, and asks: “Is this Bath and Body Works?”

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No. This is the Body Shop.

2. Or: “Do you guys have those plug-ins?”

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You’re thinking of Bath and Body Works.

3. Or: “What about the foaming soap?”

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Once again, ma’am, this is the Body Shop, not Bath and Body Works.

4. Or: “Bath bombs/melts?”

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L-U-S-H.

5. When a customer grabs the Banana Shampoo, reads the ingredients, and asks: “If this is all-natural, can I, like, drink it?”

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I mean, you can, but I wouldn’t recommend it.

6. When a customer refers to the Hemp Hand Protector as “Marijuana hand cream,” and addresses the following concern: “This could get me high, right?”

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Yes. Hand creams are a gateway drug.

7. When a customer smells the actual product and they say something like, “This smells a lot like grapefruit.”

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Well, I should hope so because that is Pink Grapefruit Body Butter. “But who would want to smell like a grapefruit?” I don’t know…

8. When you and a customer engage in a battle of “Yes-and-No” and they insist you have lavender-scented anything.

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You’re thinking of L’Occitane. “No, I’m pretty sure I got it here.” Yeah… No.

9. When a customer sees the Sensual Massage Oil and asks you if it will get them any “action.”

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Just go away. Please.

10. And finally – that Twin Ball Massager. Raise your hand if a customer has ever referred to it as a “penis.”

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5 Lies Exchanged During Supermarket Transactions

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1.  “Hi. How are you today?”

Both parties will exchange lies during this question. No matter who raises the question first—both lie through their teeth. Neither cashier nor customer will let the other know how shitty their day is. The customer would be the only who is having a good day. The cashier’s day is already horrible having to work at a dead-end job taking people’s money and scanning ice cream for fat-asses. The customer bottles up their misery and detest for their depressing lives and replies, “I’m doing good.” The customer replies almost exactly the same. Not giving off any indication that their life is equally as shitty.

 

2.  “Find everything okay?”

This question is to indicate that the cashier actually cares whether or not the customer had an easy time finding the items they uses to pester the cashier. The cashier has no interest in the ease of shopping the customer had. The customer always lies in return and admits they had no problem finding their items. This isn’t true as the customer had to go all over the aisles finding products in places that don’t make any sense. The poor layout of the store may make sense to the regular patron, but for the first time visitor, the juice being on the other side of the store as the soda, is quite baffling.

 

3.  “These are really good.”

The cashier will often comment on products the customer has in order to break the awkward silence of the shopper staring the employee down as they work. The employee will often express knowledge about a particular product—making up facts that the food the customer bought is delicious. The cashier doesn’t really know if those are good. Their tastes may be different than that of the customer. Some people think cucumbers taste better than pickles.

 

4.  “Paper or plastic?”

This inquiry is one of the most dreaded questions a cashier or bagger has to ask. They offer two choices but the customer will be a total dick if they have the audacity of asking for paper. It is a known fact that bagging items in paper bags totally sucks. It’s super annoying to open the damn bag up and place items in the bag like Tetris. This is a lie because the default answer should be ‘plastic’ but, every so often, there comes some prick who wants paper. May they burn as easily as their bag choice.

 

5.  “We appreciate your business. Have a great day.”

The company loves getting the money but the cashier could care less. They get their meager paycheck in the service of making the company more money in one day that they will ever make in their life. The cashier loafed every minute of the transaction. From greeting the shopper with a fake smile, to bottling their pride and wishing the customer a great day—the cashier dies a little each time. Wishing the customer a good day is proper etiquette but it’s never sincere. The customer has some nerve to believe the minimum wage earning employee would waste what wishes they have on a customer’s day. If they could—they’d wish themselves a better day. Better life even.

The customer will occasionally wish the employee a good day if the cashier is as apathetic as they should be. It’s simple throwaway goodwill. No sincerity is put into it, so it’s an empty gesture. The customer could give a shit whether or not the lowly peasant has a good day. The only reason why they exchanged pleasantries was because it was a means to an end.

Would they all have such goodwill toward each other if it were not for the mutual need for each other? The cashier needs the customer to fund the company that pays them. The customer needs the goods the company has and therefore must submit to the authority of the scanning, money handling employee. A simple yet powerful symbiotic relationship of the retail industry.

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