29 Ways to Get Starbucks Baristas to Hate You -

Jan
25

29 Ways to Get Starbucks Baristas to Hate You

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Are you a fan of Starbucks? Of course you are, but that doesn’t mean the baristas are fans of YOU. Here are some tips for not being a total d-bag at everyone’s favorite coffee chain, courtesy of Twitter.

1. Mention the secret menu.

Mention the secret menu.

Twitter: @j_weezy045

2. Go through the drive-thru in a horse mask.

Go through the drive-thru in a horse mask.

Twitter: @merry_kristamas

3. Demand more caramel.

Demand more caramel.

Twitter: @ktrzzz

4. Be SUPER into caramel.

Be SUPER into caramel.

Twitter: @therealgayrista

5. Demand your honey be mixed into your tea.

Demand your honey be mixed into your tea.

Twitter: @Sbux_is_Evil

6. Give yourself T. rex arms.

Give yourself T. rex arms.

Twitter: @IWantedThisIced

7. Have a sesquipedalian order.

Have a sesquipedalian order.

Twitter: @nicoleslaw91

8. Ask for this.

Ask for this.

Twitter: @matthewwneary

9. TOUCH THE CUPS.

TOUCH THE CUPS.

Twitter: @IWantedThisIced

10. Be a perv.

Be a perv.

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

11. Mess up the lingo.

Mess up the lingo.

Twitter: @sarah_mikaykay

12. Think you’re a stand-up comedian.

Think you're a stand-up comedian.

Twitter: @kelliiyoungg

13. Pay with a crap ton of pennies.

Pay with a crap ton of pennies.

Twitter: @ssadowsk

14. Be a “bitchy white girl.”

Be a "bitchy white girl."

Twitter: @j_weezy045

15. Drop the “DD” bomb.

Drop the "DD" bomb.

Twitter: @BillyPickett

16. Bring your whole PC setup.

Bring your whole PC setup.

Twitter: @michelligans

Twitter: @ceejay279

17. Request a “hot” Frappuccino.

Request a "hot" Frappuccino.

Twitter: @therealgayrista

18. Ask for this:

Ask for this:

Twitter: @IWantedThisIced

19. Try to get free drinks because you’re a girl.

Try to get free drinks because you're a girl.

Twitter: @PremierPolitics

20. Be coy with your coupon.

Be coy with your coupon.

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

21. Order a pumpkin spice latte.

Order a pumpkin spice latte.

Twitter: @xareds

22. Be dramatic about aspartame.

Be dramatic about aspartame.

Twitter: @mgentile23

23. Order a Snickers bar.

Order a Snickers bar.

Twitter: @HannahKimFox

24. Give the drive-thru person your garbage.

Give the drive-thru person your garbage.

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

25. Put your garbage ANYWHERE BUT THE TRASH CAN.

Put your garbage ANYWHERE BUT THE TRASH CAN.

Twitter: @MeganKrodel

26. Be on your iPad.

Be on your iPad.

Twitter: @mattclausen

27. Be demanding and vague.

Be demanding and vague.

Twitter: @MrMatheu

28. Order a Frappuccino.

Order a Frappuccino.

Twitter: @therealgayrista

Twitter: @MeganKrodel

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

29. Be a general pain in the butt.

Be a general pain in the butt.

Twitter: @IWantedThisIced

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

Twitter: @ProbsStarbucks

Sourced from Buzzfeed.com

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